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Chuck Norris Joke #374

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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2012-02-01 10:01:02

iSee You :3

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2012-02-01 10:00:41

hi

Rabbouni

2012-01-03 02:08:22

The reason why the sun sets everyday is because Chuck Norris told it to do so.

Best chuck norris joke is this one

2011-12-09 15:52:34

Chuck norris destroyed the pierodic tables cuase he could only remember the elament of surprise,Chuck Norris doesnt breath he holds air hostage

Jacob Walter Rau

2011-12-01 16:18:40

a nulcear bomb wasnt droped on japan,Chuck Norris just got mad at the japonesse

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 10:12:28

KOTN, that joke is pathetic. Look at Winkums' for inspiration

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 10:11:42

I love you Winkums--you just made the hilarity of the joke even better. You ARE a comedian!

enter your name or chuck norris will kick you in the face

2011-06-12 05:32:59

winkums is a genius

winkums

2010-12-01 12:36:50

they did not get away. the rocket was propelled into space by a kick from chuck norris

:-P

2010-12-01 12:35:53

you fail at knowledge, you fail at knowledge. that world not drown it. that would overload it.

youfailatknowledge

2010-07-20 08:03:11

@me you drown a fish by pulling it backwards

me

2010-02-15 13:26:16

um @yea anyone can drown a fish you just hold its gills

hrstudman

2010-01-07 15:08:15

thats a lie

bdawg 18

2010-01-07 15:05:38

psh he would still be able to catch them no doubt

michael jones

2009-09-06 17:38:17

I'm sorry, but if chuck norris can fly through time, then he can fly through space.

RIckaaaaaaay

2007-09-28 12:27:17

haha

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:50:19

that's impossible both of you

-banana slug

KOTN

2007-07-12 11:25:33

Chuck Norris did not let astronauts get away. He let them go. Chuck Norris invented space.

yea

2007-03-30 18:37:44

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.