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Chuck Norris Joke #373

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

brady

2012-06-28 13:57:18

if you look up chuck norris in the dictionary, the definition will be a roundhouse kick in the face.

supah sexy

2012-03-19 08:13:05

my email is supah sexy@im sexy bitch.com

supah sexy

2012-03-19 08:12:28

im sexy and i know it i a sexy darien and i know it birches

chucko beast

2012-03-19 08:11:43

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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codey

2012-03-07 07:59:52

If you can decode it you get 111111111100000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

codey

2012-03-07 07:58:42


20 8 5 25 1 18 1 16 9 14 7 26 5 2 18 1

bob tom bob

2012-03-07 07:37:09

theyre raping zebras out there

bob tom bob

2012-03-07 07:37:08

theyre raping zebras out there

bob tom bob

2012-03-07 07:37:05

theyre raping zebras out there

m

2012-02-13 07:44:07

Fill Out All The Fields Or Chuck Norris Will Kick You In The Face! ;)

name

2012-02-13 07:43:41

Enter Your Name Or Chuck Norris Will Kick You In The Face! ;)

:D

2012-02-13 07:43:13

:)
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:P

2012-02-13 07:42:49

chuck norris does not have a grave a grave has chuck norris

:D

2011-07-15 02:07:21

death doesn't touch chuck norris chuck norris touches death

SHUTUP

2011-06-07 22:34:54

SHUT UP ABOUT GOD! YOU THINK IT"S FUNNY?

god

2010-10-31 10:21:23

i didn't leave, cherrios, but you will be gone soon! and chuck will see to that for me.

Cheerios

2009-10-26 16:03:40

Chuck Norris is the reason why god left

TommyT22

2008-01-19 22:46:42

Yeah... Uncle Chuck sure kicks butt! No wonder he is still alive at 176 years old! Wow!