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Chuck Norris Joke #372

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Chuck Norris

2011-11-13 18:27:41

Reese, I'm sorry to hear that, hope you loved your life though! By the way, look out of your front door.

Koyote Cody Cornish

2011-03-19 15:46:29

Chuck Norris doesn't threw sprinklers, sprinklers run threw him!

Koyote Cody Cornish

2011-03-19 15:45:30

Chuck Norris is a play on words.

pete

2011-03-05 20:57:42

mr. t once beat chuck norris in a game of checkers in retaliation chuck norris invented racism

pete

2011-03-05 20:55:33

chuck norris's penis has it's own penis and his penises penis is bigger than your penis

ChuckLuvr

2009-12-04 09:13:20

Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'God Complex'; God has a 'Chuck Norris Complex'. That's mine I made up last month.

Dylan

2009-10-20 14:00:33

Funny shit funny sht

Death

2009-07-11 10:40:14

You just Singed Your Death Sentences

reese

2009-01-17 19:12:49

Chuck Norris SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
I've Had enough of him...................... YOU SUCK CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

legend

2007-08-23 01:06:18

Pair Point Chuck is a legend.













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