Chuck Norris Joke #371
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Comments:
bobhuge
2013-03-20 14:12:14
Word has it that Chuck Norris no longer has a beard. He didn't shave it, he just told it to leave.
upchuck
2013-02-27 05:36:31
when explaining skeletor the commentary explains it as a drunken attempt to explain what would happen if indeed someone could survive headbutting Chuck Norris.
ethan
2012-09-27 17:31:08
Chuck Norris was NOT the 1st person to ever walk on Earth; his friend Chuck Norris was.
ethan
2012-09-27 17:26:34
Chuck Norris' 1st language spoke was Chuck Norris.
BoB
2012-02-10 11:15:56
chuck nores doesnt battle he just allows you to lose.
Lol
2011-08-26 22:44:19
Lol chuck norris doesnt even need to round-house kick the devil.the devil is too scared of chuck norris and would just give him his soul and sit the fuck down
thatoneguy
2011-03-16 16:22:27
no you are wrong. the devil sold his soul to chuck norris
blah
2010-12-29 14:15:16
Chuck norris would probably take all the money ad hurt the devil as soon as he put it down -_-
flare
2010-12-19 05:40:13
This must be true since I found a hidden hatch
that leads down into the earth, took 30 minnutes for me to realise to go back up, wich made it 1 hour.
alex
2009-12-28 23:19:23
what thats impossible not even the devil can surrvive a round house kick from chuck norris
oh coooool
2009-04-27 13:12:47
yah and chuck always wins.......even when the devil cheats
the real chuck norris...
2007-05-20 09:05:16
DAMN RIGHT! lol