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Chuck Norris Joke #37

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Derek Jeter

2012-01-06 20:21:59

i am gay and in luv with chuck

Mac

2011-10-19 16:02:10

Billy Jean is not my lover... she's Chuck Norris'

Derek Jeter

2011-09-22 14:29:30

Chuck Norris Doesnt ride the bus the bus rides chuck norris.

david c.

2011-09-06 18:06:32

zombiez dont eat chuck norris... because chuck norris eats them first

Chucky No wrist

2011-04-08 04:42:50

Vote Chuck Norris for President!

h

2011-02-12 19:41:47

i have 3 speeds: kill walk swear

Chuck Norris son

2010-12-17 18:10:30

Hello I'm chuck Norris son and I'm going to tell u a joke I once went to the beach with my dad and I said to him yr really funny daddy funny funny funny ahhaahahhaah stupid ass

I'm a Little Norris Spawn

2010-05-10 17:31:24

Chuck Norris once sneezed at the beach, then came Catrina.

i agree with clueless

2010-02-17 02:21:28

her chuck norris braincell must've killed all the others

candice is clueless

2009-10-20 05:50:29

ur pretty stupid if you thought chuck made this website...

Candice Wells

2009-03-09 10:15:04

I really would like to meet you Chuck Norris. I loved your jokes they were pretty funny.

Mark

2009-03-04 14:31:22

haha

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:42:22

nice