Chuck Norris Joke #369
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Comments:
David
2012-11-30 20:00:39
People can walk on the moon but chuck Norris can walk on the sun
Sal'sMom
2012-09-04 07:13:31
v Hahaha Fckn Funny
justin
2011-04-07 18:17:57
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris
2010-12-12 17:30:44
sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris
35
2010-12-12 17:30:31
sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris
jake
2010-12-12 17:29:40
get a life
Adrian
2010-11-15 20:16:06
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Magic, Magic believes in Chuck Norris.
kevin
2010-07-01 20:09:35
sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris
Amanda
2010-06-13 11:18:16
when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
jonathan
2010-05-15 06:20:51
There are no lesbians just women who have not met Chuck Norris.
jonathan
2010-05-15 06:20:50
There are no lesbians just women who have not met Chuck Norris.
Zolmeister
2009-10-02 16:12:06
in soviet russia, chuck norris still kicks ass!!!! (hehe.. soviet russia)
Paul Dome
2008-04-22 08:13:40
Chuck Norris can play X-box games on playsation
Paul Dome
2008-04-22 08:13:32
Chuck Norris can play X-box games on playsation
fwgwgw
2008-04-19 02:32:16
chuck norris dont do push ups he pushes the earth down
Julie Ritchard
2007-09-26 13:32:44
ahah i got one
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door