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Chuck Norris Joke #369

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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David

2012-11-30 20:00:39

People can walk on the moon but chuck Norris can walk on the sun

Sal'sMom

2012-09-04 07:13:31

v Hahaha Fckn Funny

justin

2011-04-07 18:17:57

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris

2010-12-12 17:30:44

sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris

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2010-12-12 17:30:31

sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris

jake

2010-12-12 17:29:40

get a life

Adrian

2010-11-15 20:16:06

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Magic, Magic believes in Chuck Norris.

kevin

2010-07-01 20:09:35

sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris

Amanda

2010-06-13 11:18:16

when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

jonathan

2010-05-15 06:20:51

There are no lesbians just women who have not met Chuck Norris.

jonathan

2010-05-15 06:20:50

There are no lesbians just women who have not met Chuck Norris.

Zolmeister

2009-10-02 16:12:06

in soviet russia, chuck norris still kicks ass!!!! (hehe.. soviet russia)

Paul Dome

2008-04-22 08:13:40

Chuck Norris can play X-box games on playsation

Paul Dome

2008-04-22 08:13:32

Chuck Norris can play X-box games on playsation

fwgwgw

2008-04-19 02:32:16

chuck norris dont do push ups he pushes the earth down

Julie Ritchard

2007-09-26 13:32:44

ahah i got one
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door