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Chuck Norris Joke #368

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-06-05 04:57:25

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clitis

2011-12-21 15:09:26

google dose not find chuck norris he finds you

Chuck Norris

2011-11-06 18:34:50

Someone didnt leave this comment, Chuck Norris did

Cowboy

2011-05-19 12:52:49

There is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just don't like trailer parks.

rob

2011-02-16 13:51:45

the real reason behind Hitler killing himself,was that he found out Chuck Norris was Jewish

jimbo

2011-01-27 02:36:47

When the army finds them selves in a bind they call the special forces, when the special forces cant do the job they call Chuck Norris to do the job

Ryan

2010-05-09 19:13:20

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more than you.

Ryan

2010-05-09 19:12:00

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

pablo

2010-04-29 18:44:58

chuck norris dosent pop his coller his shirst just get boners when tehy touch his body

carlos

2009-12-20 18:52:26

Chuch Norris died 20 years ago, the grim reaper just doesn't have the balls to tell him.

jnkjn

2009-11-19 17:39:53

Chuck norris once got the good idea to can his own urine and sell it as a beverage.this beverage is called red bull.

Micheal Jackson

2009-10-30 07:14:56

micheal jackson is better than this retard!!1

PACO

2009-09-29 14:58:45

why did chuck norris cross the road... to kick micheal jacksons ass!!!

Tom

2009-09-10 12:56:49

Chuck norris had sex in a truck and alittle bit of sperm got caught in the engine thus Optimus prime was made

Victor

2009-08-03 18:47:00

If Chuck Norris pisses in a cup and tells you that it's Apple juice ;then it is apple juice

Dilbob

2009-08-03 17:55:00

When chuck norris looks in a mirror his own reflection runs away

kris

2007-11-19 11:50:45

chickens dont peck chuck norris chuch norris pecks chickens...with their own beak

Rico

2007-08-10 14:34:12

Too long just leave it at "Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out."