Chuck Norris Joke #364

jonathan

2013-03-15 10:53:59

chuck norris can never die becuas god tall hem to get your ass back to eath

denn denn

2012-10-10 11:24:33

Chuck norris can cut a hot knife with butter

ME!!

2012-10-10 11:21:38

so so true

Chuck Norris

2011-12-15 18:41:52

Bitches

masterchief34

2010-12-09 09:09:27

chuck norris takes a shit in space and eventually they made a live documentary about it.(ARMAGEDDON)

masterchief34

2010-12-09 09:08:08

chuck norris ha what a joke.oh shit wtf was th................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................

masterchief34

2010-12-09 09:07:02

chuck norris was the first man on earth and then created adam and eve just to make the fruit so that nobody else can talk to animals but him

tiffany

2010-10-26 17:45:35

dear daniel hodge your joke was stupid seriously and you critisise this one

Julia E

2009-12-01 15:12:15

chuck norris counted to infinity-twice.

baseballer5

2008-06-19 19:12:57

When chuck norris falls in the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gts chuck norrised

this guy 69s

2008-06-19 11:22:58

when chuck Norris was born only one person cried, the doctor, never slap chuck norris.

this guy69s

2008-06-19 11:21:33

Chcuk Norris doesnt feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.

this guy69s

2008-06-19 11:20:16

all ninjas wanna grow up to be like Chuck Norris, but instead end up being killed by Chuck Norris/

Darcborne

2008-01-19 22:27:39

Jesus is the son of God, God is the son of CHUCK NORRIS

fatbreast12346

2008-01-02 16:58:15

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer

Jesse DeFehr

2007-08-22 12:55:04

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Jesse DeFehr

2007-08-22 12:55:01

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Daniel Hodge

2007-03-14 20:05:36

hey this one sucked but still funny
i got a chuck joke that me and my friend made up
"When chuck norris was a child he thought the rolling stones was a game,instead of stones he used dead baby's"