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Chuck Norris Joke #363

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Fly on the Wall

2012-11-16 17:18:31

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

samiam

2012-08-20 21:23:04

The world was flat, Chuck Norris made it round

romeo

2011-01-29 06:04:44

chuck norris wasn't born, he just is.

The-Good-Stuff-I-Like

2010-11-05 11:12:31

thats the good stuff , funny shit

Orga1001

2010-08-08 16:19:13

Chuck Norris dosen't kick people into the sun, he kicks the sun into people.

Jessi and noah

2010-06-29 15:57:02

Chuck Norris can take nails out with the flat end of a hammer, he holds it up and all the nails run away!

loudlarry11

2009-11-23 06:37:51

chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac and got one

Evan

2008-04-13 18:36:06

On the gate of Chuck Norris' house is a sign that says "Jehovah's witness welcome." no one has ever been seen leaving.

A Guy

2008-01-11 16:15:43

God said,"Let there be light." and Chuck Nurris replied,"Say please."

Garand

2007-12-02 05:49:02

There is no intelligent life in the universe. Chuck Norris killed them all.

Wow

2007-08-16 16:43:47

LMFAO!