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Chuck Norris Joke #362

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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2014-08-04 13:15:53

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2014-07-29 07:21:39

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2014-07-23 22:28:21

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Burgher

2014-07-11 23:29:57

When does life begin?When Chuck Norris says it does.

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2014-06-10 03:53:36

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2014-06-01 03:09:02

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2014-04-22 11:25:51

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2014-03-30 07:11:17

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2013-08-08 10:36:02

Chuck Norris CAN eat Pop Rocks and Diet Coke( 1990s Urban Legend ).

Fact Guy

2013-07-31 20:03:08

The Virgin Islands weren't called the Virgin Islands until Chuck Norris visited them

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:03:26

Chuck Norris's dog never pees in the house. Chuck just takes him outside and scares the piss and crap out of him.

joe again

2012-05-19 06:41:24

chuck norris once threw a rock in the air. That rock is now known as the Moon

joe

2012-05-19 06:39:03

chuck norris surfs on tsunamis

JOHN S

2012-05-14 17:57:10

CHUCK NORRIS ROCK

dick nose

2012-03-02 14:37:35

if cuck norris loses his condom he can go to the last place he had sex and get it back

John D

2012-01-03 10:35:31

U guys suck... U got me reading these MOFO things.

john

2009-12-01 16:06:45

Chuck norris is 5'4" not the 5' 10" his bio says

paco

2008-01-12 04:32:31

what would you get when chuck norris vs. steven segale

richard simonds.

anonymous

2007-10-16 09:43:59

If chuck norris loses his virginity, He can go to wal-mart and buy a new one.