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Chuck Norris Joke #360

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-05-05 01:50:57

-1'

Tyler

2013-02-12 20:37:19

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon not even a masterball could catch him

H1Vs

2012-09-12 19:58:53

http://www.youtube.com/asianminecraftboy ANIMATED CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!

logan

2011-09-14 20:29:23

you do more

Seriously tho, F the F out of yall

2011-09-09 06:57:54

F yall

Aero

2011-06-25 17:38:58

HURR. Here is some more.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

( My favoirte): When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

When God sneezes, people say Chuck Norris bless you

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, may God help you.

chuck norris

2011-06-25 15:02:28

Dean B. started the chuck norris as your comment name thing

chuck norris

2011-06-25 15:01:43

i am going to beet your ass

Dean B.

2011-06-25 15:00:38

Chuck norris dosent use pick up lines he just points at the ground and says "NOW!!!"

Dean B.

2011-06-25 14:59:20

chuck norris uses pepper spray for lube

chuck norris

2011-04-04 11:23:15

i once ate a 72oz steak in one hour and 45minz of that i was fucking the waitress

DAVID PEREZ

2009-09-20 16:33:24

CHUCK NORIS FULL COMBOED GUITAR HERO 3'S MOST IMPOSSIBLE SONG WITHOUT STRUMMING LOL

Alex Green

2007-11-03 21:20:50

Chuck Norris owns his own restraunt and all he serves is pain.

chuck norris

2007-03-30 06:54:06

chuck norsis once ate 2 35oz stacks in 35 mins for the fist 30 mins he was doing the waitress