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Chuck Norris Joke #358

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Becky

2012-05-16 17:11:06

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare... He only eats unicorns

Becky

2012-05-16 17:08:46

Chuck Norris can eat Teddy grams and then shit out grizzlies

fred

2012-05-03 15:35:57

chuck norris douesnt swim water wants to be around him

Alejandraaaa

2011-09-01 19:38:30

Chuck Norris can eat a hotdog....backwards!

Lol

2011-07-25 21:37:45

Once a zombie bit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris didn't become a zombie, the zombie became Chuck Norris.

A Japanese man can eat 17 hot dogs in 45 seconds, Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds

Chuck Norris's blood type is AK+: Ass-kicking positive

Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. It's called the force

kaitlynn freecock

2011-02-21 06:08:40

uhmmmm,, chuck norris eats water with a spoon. (: hahahahahaha

LMAO

2010-11-23 01:41:04

OVER KILL!!! EXTERMINATION!!! xD

lol

2010-08-14 02:48:56

Triple kill!!! :D

Charlie

2010-03-11 20:41:36

Chuck Norris can hear sound language

Aperson:)

2009-11-25 13:47:28

Can you send in your Chuck Norris jokes? I wanna send one of mine in!

Brittany

2007-12-11 09:36:49

what do you suppose Master Chuck uses to trim his facial hair?

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:29:01

lmfao