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Chuck Norris Joke #357

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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2014-07-24 20:29:24

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2014-07-24 20:29:24

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2014-07-24 20:29:23

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person

2013-04-11 07:23:57

chuck norris dosnt need a flashlight. he just at the darkness and it moves out of fear

me

2013-04-10 18:18:54

Chuck Norris urinated in a semi truck it is known as octomas prime

me

2013-04-10 18:11:40

Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris he was lucky to leave with a warning

e

2013-04-10 18:05:47

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e

2013-04-10 18:05:44

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upchuck

2013-02-27 04:15:33

Chuck Norris' chest hair is so powerful, that if you fed one hair to a horse it would cause it to ejaculate another fully grown male horse.

chuck norris

2012-04-22 11:52:49

i fold paper 20 times

Ficko

2011-03-07 08:48:19

hahahahahahahaha

I hate fake Chuck Norris'

2010-12-06 04:51:05

Dude me too!!:)

chuck norris

2010-10-19 15:38:49

i dont have a chin under my beard theres only another fist

NO NAME DUDE

2009-02-24 17:38:17

it means that like a leathal injection
(im a party pooper)
lol

Domorato

2007-10-25 16:20:27

best chuck joke EVER

joey

2007-04-25 09:29:28

i dont understand

E. C.

2007-02-11 11:26:08

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!