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Chuck Norris Joke #355

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-12-03 17:07:08

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steve

2014-09-27 11:22:34

just tell us pls McElla?

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2014-07-15 01:13:13

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Skyler

2012-06-26 17:11:46

OMG I read the one that said "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father WTF that's super impossible. (But hilarious!:")

STRANGER

2012-02-28 06:19:43

Why isnt chuck norris dying, because he is afraid of bruce lee in hell!

McElla

2011-11-06 19:13:31

i would tell you all how the first chuck norris joke came to be but i cant for it puts my life in danger he would kill me and then all of you

k-john

2011-09-19 07:01:34

chuck norris played russian roulette with an unloaded gun, and won

jonathan

2011-03-21 14:40:48

there was no simon says when chuck norris was born

joe

2011-03-21 14:38:01

after chuck norris died people did not have any trust in god

joe

2011-03-21 14:37:36

after chuck norris died people did not have any trust in god

joe

2011-03-21 14:36:15

after chuck norris died god had no trust in humans

joshua

2010-12-17 06:30:05

chuck norris can run around the univers twice

tara

2010-05-08 21:15:59

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides wat time it is!!!

Itsme

2009-12-24 10:06:49

How is it going coolguy?