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Chuck Norris Joke #354

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

cody

2011-02-24 11:01:37

Funny

casey

2010-09-21 23:31:08

i heard, that chuck norris is so tough, he doesnt even have a chin under his beard......it's just another fist!

?

2009-10-22 15:39:15

that means people die when he sneezes or he needs a bigger tissue...

Zen

2008-03-10 06:14:30

Funnyyyy!!!

Zen

2008-03-10 06:13:27

Funny!!!

????

2007-11-19 15:48:48

body bags are heavy and thick, needed to stop mass destruction.

???

2007-08-09 00:01:53

No its means that when he sneezes it kills someone.

well...

2007-08-02 04:05:50

it means that he blows his nose with a body... i think

Josh L.

2007-05-16 14:34:24

What the hell does this mean?