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Chuck Norris Joke #353

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while hes roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-03 01:09:00

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2014-08-03 01:08:59

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Mark

2013-04-06 14:50:32

That's not a chin under chuck Norris's beard, it's another fist.

alex

2011-05-30 09:13:45

Two people die...who knows, you might be next.

ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE

2010-12-17 11:25:09

Santa writes letters to Chuck Norris.

ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE

2010-12-17 11:24:12

What do you see when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face? The back of your head.

ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE

2010-12-17 11:22:33

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Mick

2010-05-16 12:37:23

Chuck Norris can piss over the Empire State Building, while standing on his hands!

keaten

2010-01-06 19:46:48

he can beat a brick wall at ping pong

jelly

2009-12-01 12:12:32

lol

Moses

2009-10-30 07:20:05

Chuck is that ugly? i thought is was a rumor!!

Mackenzie

2009-08-01 20:55:22

HA HA HA :-D I think i might pee