Chuck Norris Joke #351

Eddie I

2013-04-01 17:20:52

Einstein developed the theory of realitivity right after he received a round house kick from chuck Norris to his head.

Eddie I

2013-04-01 17:15:15

Chuck Norris is the owner and CEO of the Can of whip ass Company.

Tommy

2011-12-05 09:37:35

Chuck Norris can light magnifying glasses on fire with ants.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the beer gets Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris

2011-11-28 20:41:33

Mkayy ... This outta all of the jokes is the funniest(: Alll the rest aren't Poopp >:O

siobhan

2011-10-13 20:25:58

How did chuck norris cram all that graham?

Matthew Guinn

2011-03-18 06:08:19

- Chuck Norris With A BB Gun Is the Answer To The War In IRAQ.
- Chusk Norris Is So Strong He Can Defeat Superman.
-The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Chuck Norris Himself.
-Freddy VS Jason Is Exciting,Chuck Norris VS The Hulk Is Nothing,Because Chuck Norris Would Win Everytime.
-When Chuck Norris Calls He Dosent Leave Messages He Leaves Warnings.

Matthew Guinn

2011-03-18 06:04:12

The Only Thing We Have To Fera Is Chuck Norris Himself.

Matthew Guinn

2011-03-18 06:03:13

Chuck Norris Is So Stron That He Can Destroy Superman With A RoundHouse Kick.

Adrian

2010-12-25 00:06:42

-Chuck norris can leave the message before the beep

-Chuck Norris can make people loose views on youtube

-Chuck norris can kick with his pinkie finger

-Hitler's fear was that Chuck norris was jewish

-Chuck norris is older than his grandpa

-Chuck Norris Can swim the atlantic in 2 minutes... twice

Play on

2010-12-14 04:46:04

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes the Hulk... When The Hulk gets angry he become Chuck Norris..

Michael crosst

2010-11-18 18:59:36

The reason why Justin bieber hasn't hit puberty yet is because Chuck Norris dares him to.

Toma

2010-11-11 05:44:35

Tsunamies form when Chuck Norris washes his cothes in the ocean

trayson

2010-11-11 00:49:09

Chuck norris, his tears can cure cancer...... too bad he never cries

Justin

2010-08-10 16:21:13

they say under chuck norris's beard there's no chin it's another fist

Keenon

2010-08-10 00:20:53

Chuck Noris watches tv in 4D

keenon

2010-08-10 00:19:22

Chuck Noris knows the cure for AIDS

llamagurl

2010-08-09 15:27:56

racehorses dont race, there running from chuck norris

rose

2010-06-28 13:00:33

everytime the wind blows you know juck norris has farted lmao!!!

duaamlnl

2010-05-12 06:07:07

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

i eat you

2010-01-11 18:10:00

waste of my time

Chuck Norris

2009-12-24 11:18:56

People go to sleep wearing superman pajamas. But superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Jon

2009-12-10 18:52:24

Haha

Lil J

2009-10-28 21:54:38

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby into puberty.

Rickaaaaay

2007-10-15 15:14:55

the ultimate defense system!!!