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Chuck Norris Joke #350

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Comments:

upchuck

2013-02-27 04:30:52

Mythbusters polished a turd after they learned how from listenign to Chuck Norris' commentary on walker texas ranger.

Bob

2012-04-03 18:23:43

Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.

kkk48

2011-03-09 14:40:46

chuck norris frequently donates blood to charutys... just never his own

Sarah

2011-02-08 10:26:09

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

Jimmy

2011-02-03 16:05:50

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Brandon

2010-05-02 11:08:59

When Chuck Norris was born he didn't cry the docotr did.

Will

2010-03-11 13:37:01

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise

ME

2009-10-05 13:36:09

im pretty sure that would make you bleed

orange slug

2008-05-06 08:34:52

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
orange slug

sam

2008-05-05 18:42:13

funny please send more jokes in!!!!!!

mark

2007-10-15 23:15:23

Chuck Norris was meant to be Jesus Christ's stunt double, but nails can't peirce Chuck Norris

RICHARD M.

2007-04-04 16:09:32

Robert Jong chews barb wire.