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Chuck Norris Joke #35

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Cool Man Hero

2013-06-23 11:20:59

Chuck Norris is so cool that he can walk, swim, run, sleep, kick, cook, fly at the same time.

Cool Man Hero

2013-06-23 11:12:07

Chuck Norris is so cool that he can kick woman!

Cool Man Hero

2013-06-23 04:19:57

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Pwnege

2012-10-27 04:33:23

Chuck Norris doesn't run, the land moves for him.

jupiter101

2012-02-06 15:31:34

chuck norris makes angry birds happy

Bailey

2011-03-15 18:50:38

Chuck Norris only makes documentaries.

Phillip

2011-03-15 05:46:46

Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick

chuck

2011-03-13 06:58:34

Death doesn't come for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris comes for death

edward

2010-12-22 07:40:19

chuck norris doesent look at his watch his watch looks at him

eric

2010-12-16 18:38:54

chuck norris can make batman cry

Jonny

2010-11-27 16:26:45

Chuck Norris once lit a fart while camping in the Sahara Forest.

trey

2010-11-19 15:30:49

We tell ghost stories but ghost tell Chuck Norris stories sry if thats on this website alredy

Isabela

2010-11-05 18:59:54

When Chuck Norris left the Virgin Islands they were known as just Islands

luke

2010-09-27 10:48:55

this joke fails!

Tad McCully

2010-09-06 09:52:35

"Chuck Norris is so scary, sharks have a week dedicated to HIM."

fost

2010-09-06 04:54:06

continental drift is caused by europe and africa running away from chuck norris

Ben

2010-06-13 19:07:42

hey check this one out! chuck norris can believe its not butter

tommy

2010-03-30 10:18:57

heres a good one chuck norris can speak english in french. lol

Sally

2010-03-28 17:26:49

how bout this one....
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris
(sry if thats allready up here

Burt

2010-02-24 09:30:40

This probaly here but i like it.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the equator and punch himself in the back of the head

jimmy1up

2010-02-22 18:09:30

ok heres a new one

Chuck Norris lets churches exist because he gets 99.9% of the profits from god

eric

2010-01-04 16:38:05

hmm.................

kieran caywood

2009-12-24 13:03:05

why is chuck norris gay?????????? he fights men hard style

jason

2009-10-25 19:44:21

chuck norris doesn't wear colone because he uses kungfoofoo.

michael

2008-12-14 21:59:18

mmmmmmmmmmm. chucktators!

superblonde

2007-11-16 20:01:55

I'd live in a Chucktatorship