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Chuck Norris Joke #348

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Anonymous

2013-11-12 22:34:24

Chuck Norris actually has E.D., but his penis is too afraid to defy him.

Klacker lol

2011-02-08 18:46:17

When looking at a high speed series of snapshots of chuck norris when he's typing, you'll find that he repeatedly types "Redrum" but on the screen it spells out the word he's thinking of.

yo

2010-06-24 09:21:45

i hate your guts chuck norris is awsome and real

Ed

2010-02-15 02:45:57

Chuck Norris does not blink. The whole world just hides from Chuck Norris.

bob

2010-01-10 15:09:52

once chuck norris had sex in a truck. one of his sperm got on the seat.
that truck is now called optimus prime

Mark

2009-03-04 15:17:02

He doesn't need a pillow, and he doesn't need a gun. Period.

Hahaha

2009-01-29 00:51:16

If Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam on land! xD

dougefresh1029

2008-03-27 18:38:54

chuck norris is the only man alive that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face

chuck love me

2008-03-05 12:26:10

i think chuck norris is fake.

ced

2007-10-22 06:21:18

dreams exist only cause chuck norris doesn't sleeping

Ryan

2007-06-20 19:35:12

The only reason Chuck Norris owns a phonebook is so he can tear it in half.

kevin florio

2007-05-29 12:03:00

chuck norris detroyed pluto, thats why it's not a planet anymore

john

2007-04-17 19:37:47

chuck norris doesnt need a gun....he walks on toilet paper cause hes tha shit!