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Chuck Norris Joke #347

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-04-11 08:55:54

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zebra raper

2012-03-07 07:39:49

wht the #?*!

seabass

2010-05-17 09:54:31

i met Chuck Norris once. He proceeded to rip out my spine and shove it down my throat. However, he reincarnated me as myself because he liked my jokes.

SGT. Sprinkles

2009-11-15 17:55:47

that is so true...i miss uncle Tony...

lefurny wolphagen

2007-10-09 13:59:27

kill me or get killed by chuck norris

pe'ta

2007-07-29 20:35:05

FUCKIN FUNNY LOL!

"heroes may be remembered but legends never die" - anon

jimmy

2007-06-13 03:16:50

good one!

hi

2007-03-30 18:57:01

hahah ^^