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Chuck Norris Joke #346

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-05-20 01:29:08

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Isanidiot

2012-02-28 15:42:52

Chuck Norris locked the GAC (Ghost Adventures Crew) in the Alamo Theater for life...with his fist.

John8212

2011-07-14 15:28:56

Hello World

sean nipples

2011-02-25 09:00:07

shut your mouth or i wil tongue punch ur moms fart box

awdwaawd

2011-01-24 10:17:24

dawdw

PENIS = GOOD

2011-01-24 10:17:03

I LIKE SUCKING PENIS

Drug Dealer

2011-01-24 10:16:31

I love guys.

you

2010-09-13 05:55:51

No i don't

me

2009-11-26 23:33:48

i agree with billy lol

Billy

2008-04-17 12:02:11

Adam urs sucks dustin that was not that good and isaiah you need to be shot

jim

2008-03-16 08:56:30

When chuck norris jumps into a lake he doesnt get wet, the lake gets chuck norrised

Chuck norris' tears cure cancer...too bad chuck norris never cries

How come chuck norris doesnt own a stove, microwave or an oven?
Because revenge is better served cold

Adam Vojdany

2008-01-11 18:10:38

When Chuck Norris pours a cup of coffee, the coffee pours him!!

Dustin

2007-05-23 07:45:51

chuck Norris butt pecked me, i am now in intense care a Gunderson Luthern

nate

2007-05-23 07:44:33

u suck

isaiah

2007-05-23 07:43:58

Chuck Norris is God
When people pee god kills a cat but when god pees Chuck Norris kills a lion