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Chuck Norris Joke #344

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-13 10:20:56

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2014-08-13 10:20:55

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2014-07-31 00:28:51

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2014-07-23 02:44:00

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2014-07-23 02:43:59

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me

2014-02-06 02:27:19

When chuck norris goes to the bath room he doesnt flush cuz he scares the shit out of it

me

2014-02-06 02:25:08

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer to bad he never crys

LOL

2012-04-14 07:12:22

chuck norris got bit by a snak after 3 long days of agony the snake finnaly died

Your momma

2012-03-10 15:04:11

Your mommas so smelly she killed chuck Norris then he came back to life and killed her

Justin Bieber

2012-02-13 07:38:49

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAN.

CharlieMoney

2012-01-18 13:20:41

the terrorist didn't bomb the twin tower chuck Norris was just throwing paper airplanes

Viktorea

2011-12-08 14:05:20

i dont get why 'chuck norris' is such a big deal but these jokes are funny. someone needs to come up with other famous people (that people care about) fact/jokes:)

Layla

2011-09-27 19:36:35

chuck Norris has been dead for five years death is just afraid to tell him

Brittany

2011-01-05 21:05:32

There was a trampoline party everyone jumped on the trampoline except Chuck Norris, he jumped the highest... he was on the ground.

Kyle

2008-02-19 09:26:48

The Chernobyl incident in 1986 was a cover up. Chuck Norris was actually there and happened to fart after eating corned beef cabbage eariler that day. Lucky for us, he hasn't eaten corned beef cabbage since then.

steven tackett

2007-07-09 05:57:20

Chuck Norris is the best thing to happen to Oklahoma since Chuck Norris