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Chuck Norris Joke #343

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Bon

2012-10-24 13:43:00

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

jessica

2012-06-28 00:04:41

Chuck Norris talks with his fist not his mouth:)

Kandee

2012-02-17 16:35:53

When Chuck Norris pokes you through facebook you can feel it.

Kandee

2012-02-17 16:35:53

When Chuck Norris pokes you through facebook you can feel it.

paradice

2012-02-06 12:58:22

i fucked chuck norris last night in jlo's bed!!!!!

Chuck Norris' understudy

2012-01-28 16:41:25

Chuck Norris made a mistake when saying he's made a mistake before.

Chuck Norris' understudy

2012-01-28 16:38:51

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris' understudy

2012-01-28 16:33:16

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land

Chuck Norris

2012-01-05 21:23:05

I did your mom.........a favor......by making you......a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.....haha

Chuck Norris

2011-11-30 09:27:41

I can do anything. Just like i did your mother

Lexi

2011-11-22 17:27:58

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

gfv

2011-11-10 15:06:43

chuck norris can belive it's not butter

mike

2010-12-03 17:15:35

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

me

2010-12-03 17:04:29

in texas there is a larger size than mcsized when ordering ask 4 it 2 be chuck sized

death

2010-11-11 16:47:03

Chuck norris actualy died 20 years ago but death didn't have the balls to tell him

Freddie

2010-10-15 12:03:34

Chuck Norris once had a pop-up on his computer. It said "23 seconds to live" But Chuck Norris head-butted the computer

anthony

2010-06-27 22:39:07

Chuck norris once kicked a horse under the chin. their desendants are now called giraffes.

the gooch

2010-03-26 12:02:08

Highlander was canceled because Chuck Norris claimed copyright as the last immortal.

the gooch

2010-03-26 11:58:44

Chuck Norris doesnt eat, he gives food a chance to be a part of him.

Chuck Says

2009-12-11 17:04:30

nice!