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Chuck Norris Joke #342

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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2014-03-13 08:34:38

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ssd44

2012-07-07 18:08:04

SO not funny

ejacobs

2012-02-08 13:17:07


chuck norris dont push up he pushes the ground down

premierbro

2011-03-14 19:04:01

chuck norris died 20 years ago but death hasnt caught up to him yet

premierbro

2011-03-14 19:03:01

Chuck norris used to have a street named affter him but they removed it because no one crosses chuck norris

sk8ergurl

2011-02-25 19:00:50

Chuck Norris adds milk to the rice crisps then they shut the fuc* up

james ellis

2011-02-23 18:53:21

chuck norris dont need a hammer to drive nails.. he uses his tounge

james ellis

2011-02-23 18:52:06

chuck norris can ride a wheelie on a unicycle

bellz

2010-08-21 00:33:25

chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built whith his own hands. ~ chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn,, he just walks outside and dares the grass to grow! ~ some people say chuck norris has a doble chin... what they dont know is that its really a 3rd fist! ~ chuck norris died in a car crash and lived to tell the tale. ~ chuck norris eats nails for breakfast!

rose

2010-07-15 05:19:25

yeah some people think chuck norris is retarded lmao!!!!

justin prachar

2010-03-14 15:50:06

chuck norris is so tough that he got a big mac at bruger king

keatha

2009-11-25 19:02:10

I love Chuck Norris, so much he is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Ryan & Sharpy

2007-11-19 06:09:47

worst one yet

Jose Reyna

2007-10-17 08:45:41

Chuck Norris Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!