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Chuck Norris Joke #340

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Comments:

Mara

2019-03-04 11:49:35

One time, a guy who accidently misspelt Chuck Norris's name had to be killed twice; literally.

Chuck Norris

2019-02-27 14:59:05

I am Chuck Norris and I approve of this message.

1

2014-02-22 08:34:11

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2014-02-22 08:33:22

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2014-02-22 08:32:23

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chuck norris

2013-01-03 13:14:43

#ROUNDHOUSE STYLE

chuck norris

2013-01-03 13:13:52

stop makeing joaks about me or die

gvsdgfv

2013-01-03 13:12:35

zxdhuYGuG

w & c

2011-05-07 10:14:09

How was the canyon created? . . . hmm o chuck norris took a piss.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby, once on hiroshima and once on nagasaki

Chuck Norris once stood on a metal plate, it is now know as optimus prime

Bowen

2010-11-06 20:42:04

Chuck Norrises tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never crys.

chuck

2010-10-20 16:03:04

i approve this message

Chuck Norris

2010-05-30 10:11:46

Chuck Norris makes medicne sick.

Chuck Norris

2010-05-30 10:09:14

Chuck Norris jokes are all written by Chuck Norris because only he can joke about Chuck Norris.

Brad

2010-02-18 19:42:43

Larceus is a genius!

Larceus

2009-12-07 18:12:54

Chuck Norris got bored one day so he went to see hairspray in the movie theater... five minutes after the movie started chuck norris roundhouse kicked the screen...He got made because the opening song was "you cant stop the beat"Chuck Norris just wanted to prove that he could stop the beat.

bob

2009-10-28 18:58:10

chuck noris was never born he was always here

bob

2009-10-28 18:57:07

when chuck norris was born god was so arfraid he wet his pants thus creating the ocean

bob

2009-10-28 18:55:15

Chuck Norris is a dodge ball voter

bob

2009-10-28 18:54:02

if you dhow your mussels and there strong. some people say" Look at those guns" well chuck noris guns could break a mirror

bob

2009-10-28 18:52:08

chuck noris is a john wayne wanna be

bob

2009-10-28 18:50:40

chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets, bullets dodge him

fff

2009-08-11 16:33:37

they once made chuck norris toilet paper but it didnt take crap from no one!!!