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Chuck Norris Joke #34

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Comments:

cjrock1

2013-04-12 18:38:21

Chuck Norris was bit by a rattle snake, 1 day later the rattle snake dies

dien

2012-10-08 12:09:04

we were made in god's image, god was made in chuck norris's image

Dr.Phd

2012-05-02 09:37:02

to tristan davis: I am diagnosing you with cfuld Compulsive Fucked Up Laughing Disorder. You should get that checked out.Doctors orders.

tristan davis

2012-02-16 16:10:48

soooooo funnnnnny hahahahahahahahahahahahha!

John S

2012-02-12 05:10:53

Chuck Norris didn't walk into a bar, the bar walked into Chuck Norris and is no more, thus ending all bar jokes.

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2011-06-09 07:05:29

god said "let there be light!" chuck norris responded with "say please"

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2011-06-09 07:05:29

god said "let there be light!" chuck norris responded with "say please"

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2011-06-09 07:04:22

when you post a chuck norris joke and its not there thats because chuck norris did not aprove it

may the norris be with you

2011-05-18 09:17:58

chck norris eats boards and nails and shits out houses

chuck norris

2011-05-14 10:47:45

*blink* *world blows up and reforms* exacly

almendjoy

2010-12-01 09:21:38

finally a good one ;}

Pecha The GlowDog

2010-05-10 17:39:13

There can only be ONE answer to Everything And The Universe. Chuck Norris.

ben d watson

2010-03-11 19:16:37

sorry didnt see that coment below lol :P

ben d watson

2010-03-11 19:06:06

chuck norries dosnt read a book he just stares at it till it gives him the answer he wants

Blah

2010-01-14 20:15:49

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for copyright usage cause he already named his legs Law and Order

NO ONE!!!!!!!:)

2009-12-05 19:56:26

"When chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't go up, the world goes down" and "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throws down!!!!

nugget

2009-11-10 14:39:51

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them until he gets the information he wants

kyle and blake

2009-11-10 14:37:20

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits down and waits

blob

2009-11-10 14:35:56

You don't find for chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

danny

2008-11-10 12:06:16

chuck norris makes good point!

JC

2007-03-24 18:30:36

y didnt chuck just make turtle soup?