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Chuck Norris Joke #339

What many people dont know is chuck norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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2014-03-04 10:16:04

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Shadowstrike

2012-05-08 18:39:16

Sephiroth is so powerful because makko is made from chuck norris' blood

Chuck Norris

2011-10-01 19:56:56

the reason Stewie griffins head looks like a football, is because chuck Norris round hose kicked him in the head

sum1

2011-04-11 10:08:52

this is crap like u readers :}

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:19:48

yo, r. mcdonald. quit wreckin' our mellow.

ronald

2010-08-01 14:35:38

stop commenting a joke with
another joke

somewon

2010-06-20 21:07:49

when chuck norris didn't get his whopper junior in the morning,he round house kicked burger king so hard its now a burger queen.

Jeremy B

2010-04-29 16:42:37

World war 2 started because chuck norris took a nap

Jeremy B

2010-04-29 16:41:28

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim in land

fred

2009-11-22 12:02:26

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

peter

2009-11-22 12:01:03

chuck norris brings a baseball bat with him when he goes to the bathroom, incase he poops out a couger, so he can beat it.

George

2009-11-19 18:57:40

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Rhyan

2009-10-22 14:59:08

Chuck Norris is what Wills was talking about.

lil dai

2009-10-22 11:29:21

when chuck norris was declined of an egg mcmuffin at mcdonalds because it was 10:35 a.m he roundhouse kicked it so hard it turned into KFC

lil dai

2009-10-22 11:27:07

chuck norris and mr t only met once. what day was this?
9/11

Don Hart

2009-08-27 15:48:31

Chuck norris once had sex in the back of an eigteen-wheeler. That truck is know known as optimas prime.

Marty

2007-07-10 18:33:28

UR momma so ugly, when she sat on the beach, the cats tried to burry her.

Marty

2007-07-10 18:32:18

that sucked