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Chuck Norris Joke #337

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Comments:

Jessi

2010-10-08 14:46:36

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.The descendants of that animal are giraffes

Jessi

2010-10-08 14:45:50

Chuck Norris Has already Been to Mars, thats why there's no life there

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:35:55

fuck every body

Joey

2009-12-03 16:18:24

haha, this is a good one!

grant

2007-05-01 07:06:35

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny joke