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Chuck Norris Joke #332

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Dan

2012-05-24 13:24:55

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

somebody

2012-03-19 19:06:19

so what. chuck norris is old. get over it people. stop making fun of mexicans its not funny. there humans, they have feelings too!

Isanidiot

2012-02-29 07:13:51

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with his reflection........................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................................and won.

Jasonp81

2012-02-15 07:19:40

The parking spaces with the person in the wheelchair is not for disabled people, they are for chuck Norris and that is what you will look like if you park there.

Jasonp81

2012-02-15 07:15:41

When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris

thunder975

2011-12-23 17:53:59

lightning never strikes in the same place, that is because chuck norris is looking for it

JOHN

2011-11-19 12:40:42

METEOR DID NOT KILL DINOSAURS THEY HEARD CHUCK WAS GOING TO BE BORN AND GOT THE HELL OUT OF THEY PICTURE

To Randi

2011-05-06 09:51:20

What's it like to have experienced everything in life and thus cannot find enjoyment in anything anymore?

Jesse

2011-05-06 08:32:51

chuck norris built three houses with four fingers he broke by himself his other arm tied behind his back hopping on one leg all in two hours

to da ppl who crack on mexicans

2011-01-31 16:02:42

wow whom ever cracks on another MEXICAN is gonna get roundhouse kicked to mexico so you can tell the mexicans and get ur asses kick fuck i hate you stupid ppl who think somthing is wrong with mexicans well guess what news flash ur just the same!!!

Gabriel

2011-01-31 14:11:18

chuck norris can swim through land and walk on water.

to the tards who cant spell

2011-01-20 19:22:54

its mexican not mexicon retards

Yackity yack

2010-09-29 13:01:44

every time you beat off chuck norris kills a baby mexicon
(beat harder)

KIck Ass

2010-09-21 21:39:31

Chuck norris taught me how to fight!!! that is why i am bad ass now!!

Gerry

2010-03-16 18:11:53

If you mispell Chuck Norris into Google it does not say. "Did you mean Chuck Norris" it says "run while you still have a chance"

Chuck Norris

2009-08-02 16:11:29

randi these are jokes. It's silly lies that intended to make you laugh. im not sure if made up bullshit is you kind of joke but this the type of jokes.So laugh about it or else i'll find you and roundhouse kick you.

see above

2009-08-02 02:23:47

chuck noris is so strong ppl thought he was on steroids

thomas labissoniere

2009-02-07 05:27:10

every time you masterbate chuck norris punches a baby mexicon in the face

cristi

2008-01-17 05:08:18

chuck is the BIG deal!

banana slug

2007-08-11 17:08:58

umm.........................................penis

-banana slug

Hunter

2007-07-29 13:30:16

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. unfortunately, he never cries

Randi

2007-07-26 12:32:02

chuck norris jokes are all retarded...i dont see what the big deal is about him