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Chuck Norris Joke #331

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Damien Falk

2013-12-03 07:12:37

Chuck norris has an email address. Its gmail@chucknorris

Chuck

2012-03-27 12:23:20

it will quell my heartburn but then ill breathe fire.

Chuch N.

2012-02-06 23:10:59

If I was put in the same room with a nuke the earth would be diserted.

Garku

2011-12-31 05:44:28

Chuck norris....nuf said

Heartburn

2011-11-28 20:40:28

Its true...

Chuck Norris

2011-08-29 09:48:32

there used to be a road name after Chuck Norris, they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and stays alive.

Chuck Norris

2011-04-15 18:40:19

It tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and sounds like chicken... if chuck norris says it`s beef ITS F***ING BEEF!

bob

2011-03-10 16:29:35

Chuck Norris can slam a reloving door.

Erick

2011-01-03 01:42:05

chuck norris doesn't teabag women . He potato sacks them

Erick

2010-11-12 14:28:54

Chuck Norris loves chicken, therefore all food not dare to taste like anything else.

Erick

2010-11-12 14:27:27

Chuck Norris doesn't cast a reflection as that would be too much awesome for the planet to handle.

Erick

2010-11-12 14:26:27

The second coming of Christ is really Jesus coming to meet Chuck Norris and worship him.

Erick

2010-11-12 14:21:54

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he has never cried.

Erick

2010-11-12 14:18:44

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too

Erick

2010-11-12 14:18:15

Geico could save 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

ur mom

2010-10-15 06:28:54

chuck norris is so cool the elton john jumped on him in the gay house or somthing idk