Comments:
Chuck
2012-03-27 12:23:20
it will quell my heartburn but then ill breathe fire.
Chuch N.
2012-02-06 23:10:59
If I was put in the same room with a nuke the earth would be diserted.
Garku
2011-12-31 05:44:28
Chuck norris....nuf said
Heartburn
2011-11-28 20:40:28
Its true...
Chuck Norris
2011-08-29 09:48:32
there used to be a road name after Chuck Norris, they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and stays alive.
Chuck Norris
2011-04-15 18:40:19
It tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and sounds like chicken... if chuck norris says it`s beef ITS F***ING BEEF!
bob
2011-03-10 16:29:35
Chuck Norris can slam a reloving door.
Erick
2011-01-03 01:42:05
chuck norris doesn't teabag women . He potato sacks them
Erick
2010-11-12 14:28:54
Chuck Norris loves chicken, therefore all food not dare to taste like anything else.
Erick
2010-11-12 14:27:27
Chuck Norris doesn't cast a reflection as that would be too much awesome for the planet to handle.
Erick
2010-11-12 14:26:27
The second coming of Christ is really Jesus coming to meet Chuck Norris and worship him.
Erick
2010-11-12 14:21:54
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he has never cried.
Erick
2010-11-12 14:18:44
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too
Erick
2010-11-12 14:18:15
Geico could save 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
ur mom
2010-10-15 06:28:54
chuck norris is so cool the elton john jumped on him in the gay house or somthing idk