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Chuck Norris Joke #330

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-03-22 04:00:31

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Sexlink

2013-09-11 12:17:50

8707723371 call me for a good time, im so horny if i dont answer leave me a message and i promise to return the call as soon as i get it;)

me

2013-01-03 19:04:16

should have a 1 through 10 scale, at least a 1-5

andrew

2012-12-31 04:57:18

Wood makes fire,But chuck norris makes wood

The Beast

2011-11-01 06:35:14

Dude learn better jokes tis is so old man. Its as old as dirt

Mike

2011-02-28 19:54:40

God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!!!!!!

Dave

2011-02-23 09:03:26

If at first you don't succeed.....You're not Chuck Norris!

emily

2010-12-25 02:59:31

i thought you would think these were dumb but some are so dumb their funny

j.c

2010-12-22 11:05:49

chuck norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills.they made him blink

Klacker lOl

2010-07-01 22:54:53

The dos equis guy is almost as incredible as chuck norris

Coosa

2010-07-01 21:33:40

The walking over God thing was wrong... Chuck Norris can swim over land.

cody

2009-12-10 13:53:51

would be funner if i didnt say roundhouse kick

kyle

2009-10-07 15:50:41

God said, "let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

steve

2008-03-09 13:03:24

Jesus walks over water. Chuck Norris walks over Jesus

tori

2007-10-28 06:53:48

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

vinny

2007-03-05 09:10:30

Chuck Norris only bows to only one man and thats Chuck Norris

Ninja

2007-02-12 10:54:22

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked bob barker when he tried to charge him for the taxes on his new cadillac he had won.