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Chuck Norris Joke #328

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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ikillyou

2012-08-17 14:47:38

Chuck Norris looks like he's hovering when he's laying down because he's holding himself up with his back hair!

ikillyou

2012-08-17 14:47:28

Chuck Norris looks like he's hovering when he's laying down because he's holding himself up with his back hair!

ikillyou

2012-08-17 14:44:54

The only thing stopping the apocalypse is Chuck Norris!

ikillyou

2012-08-17 14:43:30

Chuck Norris has trouble taking a crap because his butt cheeks keep breaking toilet bowls!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!YEP THATS ME!!!

2012-08-12 10:02:03

Well actually im only black on the inside!!!Bhahaha!!!

Mike

2012-07-03 16:26:44

plz stop cursing people on hti swebsite plz

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-16 23:29:32

OK, not funny. "Stop being a racist" does make me grin, though!!! Lol

Steven

2011-02-06 12:22:46

Chuck Norris once stared down a polar bear...from Hawaii! Chuck has a third fist in his beard

Flog The second

2011-01-16 11:26:44

uhhh... he is not black. So uh, yeah, Shut Up.

NO NAME

2010-11-15 17:15:02

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim in concrete

jessica

2009-12-05 08:16:59

These jokes are sooooo funny.

Isaac

2009-11-16 19:02:29

still funny though.

SGT. sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:26:56

wen was this joke made? its out of date