Chuck Norris Joke #328
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Comments:
ikillyou
2012-08-17 14:47:38
Chuck Norris looks like he's hovering when he's laying down because he's holding himself up with his back hair!
ikillyou
2012-08-17 14:47:28
Chuck Norris looks like he's hovering when he's laying down because he's holding himself up with his back hair!
ikillyou
2012-08-17 14:44:54
The only thing stopping the apocalypse is Chuck Norris!
ikillyou
2012-08-17 14:43:30
Chuck Norris has trouble taking a crap because his butt cheeks keep breaking toilet bowls!
CHUCK NORRIS!!!YEP THATS ME!!!
2012-08-12 10:02:03
Well actually im only black on the inside!!!Bhahaha!!!
Mike
2012-07-03 16:26:44
plz stop cursing people on hti swebsite plz
Jessica Danielle Parker
2011-09-16 23:29:32
OK, not funny. "Stop being a racist" does make me grin, though!!! Lol
Steven
2011-02-06 12:22:46
Chuck Norris once stared down a polar bear...from Hawaii! Chuck has a third fist in his beard
Flog The second
2011-01-16 11:26:44
uhhh... he is not black. So uh, yeah, Shut Up.
NO NAME
2010-11-15 17:15:02
jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim in concrete
jessica
2009-12-05 08:16:59
These jokes are sooooo funny.
Isaac
2009-11-16 19:02:29
still funny though.
SGT. sprinkles
2009-11-15 18:26:56
wen was this joke made? its out of date