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Chuck Norris Joke #327

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Comments:

Twiny

2012-05-23 11:05:52

Chuck Norris is so cool he won American Idols using sign language.

kalšar

2012-01-17 15:15:24

chuck noris doent sleep with the lights on because hes scared of the dark but the dark is scared of him

packer00

2011-10-30 09:49:39

chuck norris is so awesome he only has one key on a keyboard

lolo:):):):)

2011-08-30 14:22:39

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuch Norris!

trevor

2010-09-08 19:27:05

elvis was the king of rock, but only because chuck allowed him to be

Name

2010-08-23 22:50:00

aliens r waitin 4 chuck norris to die so they can take over

ME

2009-10-05 13:37:43

then we're all screwed

whipster1

2008-10-18 13:59:41

this is a steal in a case but: kids kick the can chuck kicks ur ass

papichulo

2007-09-07 09:42:12

Hola Pa