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Chuck Norris Joke #326

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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2011-12-22 17:16:34

Kamehameha does Chuck Norris...


2011-12-22 17:15:56

Chuck Norris can melt water...


2011-12-22 17:13:28

The alphabet recites Chuck Norris...


2011-08-06 20:13:36

Chuck Norris invinted water.


2011-03-16 18:07:53

chuck norris can listen to justin bieber and enjoy it.


2010-12-23 00:24:05

Chuck Norris has no control button on his computer.. chuck norris is always in control.

Chuck norris ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

chuck norris honks at cars to get otu of the way.

Chuck norris was supposed to be in mission impossible.. but he didn't get the job cause he made it possible.

The one true religion is Chuck Norris' even if he converts...


2010-12-23 00:19:54

The dinasaurs looked the wrong way at chucknorris once...

Chuck norris doesn't run at the speed of light... Light runs at the speed of chuck norris.

If you spell Chuk Noris' name wrong you die... well crap....

once there was god... but before that their was Chuck Norris.

Mary wasn't a virgin... Chuck norris was just to fast

da man!!!

2010-11-05 18:21:44

Chuck Norris is the only person in the universe whose food screams when he is gonna take a bite!

da man!!!

2010-11-05 18:18:50

chuck norris killed two stones with one bird!

a person

2010-10-22 13:30:23

Chuck Norris makes a Happy Meal sad.

Will peters

2010-10-02 20:25:51

Chuck Norris made Mona Lisa smile.


2010-09-02 08:30:01

Chuck Norris is so fast he round housed mc donalds it turned into a wendys.


2010-09-02 08:26:22

I have a couple like Chuck Norris is not afraid of death death is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is so bad that he he blew down the three little pigs houses then he put them back with a round house kick.


2010-08-31 13:50:40

chuck norris will never have children because no-one will be able to withstand his thrusting power.


2010-07-25 00:16:20

Chuck Norris is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.


2010-07-24 21:41:21

I have a few: "Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." "Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink." "If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever." "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

A GoodGuy

2010-04-14 10:14:24

Chuck Norris has counted to the infinity......TWICE!


2009-11-24 17:09:06

If Chuck Norris has a poor house, and you got a mansion, Chuck Norris got better house than you.

no one

2009-07-27 10:01:58

Chuck noris is so tuff that under his bread is another first

Trevor Maki

2007-10-04 11:49:09

Chuck Norris, Vin Deisle, and Steven Segal are all being interviewed by God to be his right hand man. When asked why he should be able to be God's right hand man, Segal said "I believe that i should be your right hand man because I am in a bunch of good movies and people love me. Diesle said i believe i should be your right hand man because im sexy and im a good actor. When Chuck Norris was asked why he should be God's right hand man, Chuck Norris said, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."


2007-08-14 11:45:36

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity..



banana slug

2007-08-09 12:23:43


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2007-06-01 21:04:52

Chuck Norris once tried to invent toilet paper but this didn't work, because chuck norris doesn't take crap from anyone.