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Chuck Norris Joke #324

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

mr doc super ultre senior turtle face mic micdonalds

2011-12-24 07:43:36

very funny

lior

2011-12-04 13:38:30

ghosts tell chuck norris stories over the campfire

Chuck Norris rules

2011-12-01 16:26:25

chuck norris went to hell then slaped the devil in the face and returned to earth

mike

2011-03-13 20:47:26

chuck norris can beat the heck out of bob sagit

zfeilw

2011-02-21 20:21:18

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Jake

2011-02-04 19:51:17

Of course a knife couldn't beat Chuck Norris. Anything that touches his skin disinegrates on impact.

aaron

2010-12-09 18:51:13

chuck norris can gargle penut butter.

Special Delivery

2010-10-13 08:36:56

Chuck Norris can finish the game Mario Bros. 1 without jumping

pablo

2009-09-17 15:32:03

Chuck Norris once was on a knife fight..... The knife lost

Mackenzie

2009-08-01 21:01:14

When Chuck Norris was showing his round house kick in the street everyone there died