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Chuck Norris Joke #321

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

barndraz228

2011-10-21 08:41:06

chances are if you see Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in person, then you're already dead.

Burak Sensoy

2011-08-09 02:26:39

not, it is March 10, 1940

sloppy rick

2011-08-02 07:10:01

@ robert...hilarious!!

ethan

2011-02-26 19:43:51

lol

Flog

2011-01-15 17:46:46

sshaddup! I love that movie! We have so much in common. We should get together sometime. :) no, seriously.:/

robert

2010-12-17 18:58:09

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

ac

2010-11-22 18:58:08

chuck norris fucks on top because he never fucks up.

d n

2010-02-05 19:36:05

u give life lemons u blow hard

Anon

2009-10-26 10:48:42

He was born on 10th march, loser

Randon

2009-10-20 17:25:27

REALLY??????
Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.