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Chuck Norris Joke #320

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Dan

2012-05-24 08:35:54

Why does chuck norris always roundhouse kick?

cdog

2012-01-01 18:48:30

if u click not funny chuck norris will find u
sadly i clicked it twice

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 09:54:42

Oes94--hahahahahahaha!!!! And, Andrew, some of your jokes are lame--but I'm quite partial to your "roundhouse kick fart-->butt" joke--as well as the "drown fish" one. The one about Jesus is BAD. How do you think God feels about you insulting His son?? Not good!!

Eduardo Malayang

2011-09-16 01:56:46

Gay....

ben

2011-08-14 10:26:54

chuck does not swim water just wants to be around him.
under Chucks beard is another fist.
HE IS CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS HE CAN NOT BE DESCRASED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RICARDO

2011-06-12 19:10:50

Chuck Norris can catch 2 pokemons with only one pokeball

Andrew

2011-03-24 19:24:02

haha good one

oes94

2011-03-12 19:18:48

Nazi Germany surrender on May 7th, 1945.

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.

Coincidence? I think not.

Andrew

2010-11-25 22:26:20

Some magicians can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

Andrew

2010-11-25 22:25:40

If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding,he would let the cops off with a warning

Andrew

2010-11-25 22:24:47

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:23:37

Someone once passed in front of Chuck Norris,and legend says he roundhouse kicked that person to the sun

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:20:08

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements,because the only element he knows is the element of surprise

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:13:28

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:12:43

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four with only three turns

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:05:36

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a fart back into your butt

Andrew

2010-11-24 23:03:42

When Chuck Norris does push-ups the earth has earthquakes

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:56:59

God Once said "let there be light", and Chuck Norris said "say please"

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:54:57

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:53:51

Chuck Norris runs on a tread-mill until the tread-mill gets tired

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:52:04

If you say Chuck Norris three times in the mirror he'll roundhouse kick you in the face

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:48:21

Chuck Norris can create a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:47:38

Chuck Norris can create a campfire under water

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:46:42

Jesus wears a wrist band saying "WWCND" it stands for what would Chuck Norris do

Andrew

2010-11-24 22:45:25

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Al-E*

2010-09-24 05:29:34

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the the dark, but because the darks afraid of him.

Emily

2010-03-25 17:07:50

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Emily

2010-03-25 17:06:51

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Emily

2010-03-25 17:05:26

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Emily

2010-03-25 17:03:53

In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America".If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

Emily

2010-03-25 17:01:40

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Emily

2010-03-25 16:58:43

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Emily

2010-03-25 16:57:22

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Emily

2010-03-25 16:56:20

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Emily

2010-03-25 16:53:23

Chuck Norrris doesn't get frost bite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

DICKIE

2010-03-01 21:10:51

Chuck Norris counted to INFINITY Twice !!!!

Steve Haney

2009-10-24 19:41:48

If you give Chuck Norris a fish you feed him for a day, but if you teach Chuck Norris how to fish, he will simply out fish you and then kick your ass!

Steve Haney

2009-10-24 19:40:24

The only reason why we have to have daylight savings time is because that is when Chuck Norris decides to go for a run which causes the earth to spin faster!

sidd sucks

2009-10-19 08:48:05

when god said let there be light chuck norris said say please.

chad

2008-02-13 11:08:48

when chuck Norris jumps in to the river, chuck Norris don't get wet the water gets chuck norris'ed haha

BOB

2008-01-05 12:35:02

The Grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there, then it is covered in blood and shattered dreams

BOB

2008-01-05 12:33:20

Chuck Norris is the only one that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face

Brian

2007-10-22 17:31:29

Only Chuck Norris prevents forest fires.

Giorgio

2007-07-17 18:53:42

Chuck norris won a game of poker with only an ace of apades a get out of jail free cvard and an Uno 6.

Daniel

2007-04-12 03:30:51

Not to bad!