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Chuck Norris Joke #32

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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Portugal 4ever

2014-02-25 11:47:36

Chuck Norris takes 20 minutes to wait 1 hour.

upchuck

2012-09-04 17:15:12

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris on screen once. Chuck Norris still tells this story. Bruce Lee... oh...never mind.

I. P. Freely

2012-08-20 02:56:13

The IRS makes most people pay taxes. Chuck Norris makes everyone pay!!!

I. P> Freely

2012-08-20 02:54:52

When Chuck Norris does his taxes he just sends an empty tax form...along with his picture!!

Roosevelt

2011-03-10 17:13:22

chuck took the kick from the face from bruce indeed. he wanted to grow a beard. however, Bruce died as a direct result of this mistake on his part

Joshua Maletta

2011-03-10 06:55:25

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands!

steven da beast

2011-01-21 11:21:15

u no wat chuck norris got his but beat by bruce lee so suck it

steven salazar ....livingston texas

2011-01-21 11:20:18

ur mom

Jaquan

2010-03-10 12:43:30

Gieco saved 100% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Loser_776

2008-04-26 03:31:22

Stupid.. Get a life. I think they are selling some on eBay, you should go buy one!!!!! and get a dildo shaped as chuck norris so you can say he's visited Uranus.

chuck norris

2008-03-24 19:22:39

:)

Me

2007-09-30 07:23:41

Thaqui Norrise