Chuck Norris Joke #32
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Comments:
upchuck
2012-09-04 17:15:12
Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris on screen once. Chuck Norris still tells this story. Bruce Lee... oh...never mind.
I. P. Freely
2012-08-20 02:56:13
The IRS makes most people pay taxes. Chuck Norris makes everyone pay!!!
I. P> Freely
2012-08-20 02:54:52
When Chuck Norris does his taxes he just sends an empty tax form...along with his picture!!
Roosevelt
2011-03-10 17:13:22
chuck took the kick from the face from bruce indeed. he wanted to grow a beard. however, Bruce died as a direct result of this mistake on his part
Joshua Maletta
2011-03-10 06:55:25
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands!
steven da beast
2011-01-21 11:21:15
u no wat chuck norris got his but beat by bruce lee so suck it
steven salazar ....livingston texas
2011-01-21 11:20:18
ur mom
Jaquan
2010-03-10 12:43:30
Gieco saved 100% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Loser_776
2008-04-26 03:31:22
Stupid.. Get a life. I think they are selling some on eBay, you should go buy one!!!!! and get a dildo shaped as chuck norris so you can say he's visited Uranus.
chuck norris
2008-03-24 19:22:39
:)
Me
2007-09-30 07:23:41
Thaqui Norrise