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Chuck Norris Joke #319

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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walker

2012-06-20 08:27:28

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus

A person

2012-04-14 18:43:29

When Chuck Norris decides to be nice, he sleeps with a nightlight so he doesn't scare the dark.

me.

2011-09-07 14:11:38

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
when chuck norris looks in the mirror, no-one is looking back, there is only one chuck norris;)

Anonymous

2011-07-11 12:03:56

jesus walks on water chuck norris ice skates in the summer

DEstruction Flog

2011-01-16 11:32:21

that's kinda funny actually. an i say kinda.

Anonymous

2010-11-01 17:04:56

You guys are such moralfags. Enjoy this life, enjoy the jokes

Chuck Norris

2010-07-28 13:27:23

Ouch.

Tiffany and Adam

2009-10-01 10:43:16

I cannot believe someone would make a joke like this including jesus!! what is wrong with people these daysss!! nigga pleaseeee.

ina

2009-04-25 21:14:36

i dont find this joke funny at all.chuck is a good christian and im sure hes not laughing either

tyrantar

2008-12-04 04:40:07

THIS IS THE WORST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theman

2007-11-12 15:05:06

this is wrong its jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

frank

2007-05-29 10:08:45

keep on keeping on chuck!

jeremy

2007-05-22 14:27:23

chuck norris doesnt play the lottery, it doesnt have enough balls

lu

2007-03-20 13:09:09

this is funny

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-07 13:58:02

xD xD