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Chuck Norris Joke #317

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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bob

2012-11-20 10:28:51

Q:how old is chuck norris
A:the world may never know

Josh

2011-12-05 16:25:56

any one remember bruce lee kicked chuck norrises ass

nicepeter

2011-11-28 09:14:31

really stealing my lyrics

Dylon

2011-11-05 07:06:26

Chuck Norris dosent go swimming Water just wants to be around him.
Chuck Norris attacks sharks whe He smells them bleed.

epicz

2011-09-26 13:15:43

chuck norris makes the sun go up when he wakes up

your mom has a penis

2011-09-26 13:13:40

i heard the quickest way to a mans heart is huck norrises fist

ididchucknorrisandhelikeit

2011-09-26 13:12:17

chuck norris fights wolfs for mma wins

hysdfyag

2011-09-26 13:07:23

jesus may walk on water but chuck norris swims on land

pwn

2011-09-10 19:43:27

Jason has nightmares about chuck norris

John

2011-03-20 07:24:58

The only think Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris

Ian

2011-02-15 17:45:18

the universe is constamly expanding because its trying to get away from chuck norris

boom

2011-01-09 11:05:44

chucky is afraid of Chuck Norris

boom

2011-01-09 11:04:29

gravity obeys Chuck Norris

jesse

2007-02-08 06:36:16

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