Chuck Norris Joke #316
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Comments:
kurtisb
2013-01-07 02:18:14
when batman mentioned chuck norrises name the joker stopped smiling
FiLTHY
2012-11-20 04:03:39
Chuck Norris Made "Time" Sit In Time-Out..
Dan
2012-05-24 13:12:40
Chuck Norris won the world series of poker using pokemon cards
tigolebittieslover
2011-10-26 07:34:51
There are black holes in space because Chuck Norris' giant member screwed space there, and no one can follow Chuck Norris, so there can be no life in a black hole...
tigolebittieslover
2011-10-26 07:31:47
Led Zepplin wrote stairway to heaven, when they saw Chuck Norris with a semi.
Free style
2011-10-01 21:02:02
chuck norris never talks one city under volcanic ash is enough
boom
2011-01-09 11:00:19
gravity obeys Chuck Norris
Osama
2010-06-16 03:26:13
Oh ffs
The CIA
2010-06-16 03:26:03
See ya soon !
Random Paki
2010-06-16 03:25:37
Zomg you guys the Cia will track us. DURKA DURKA
Sadam Hussein
2010-06-16 03:22:34
I love you osama
Osama
2010-06-16 03:21:32
FUCK DE INFIDELS
Chris
2010-05-27 17:52:30
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
John
2010-04-19 23:05:41
There is one exception to Newton's 3rd of motion - The Chuck Norris roundhouse - the force on earth that has no equal.
Brian
2010-02-26 21:01:43
Once upon a time Chuck Norris was in a fairy tale... No one lived happily ever after.
adam johnson
2010-02-26 07:17:28
nice jokes
If i had a name I would be it or would it be me... spaz, crazy monkeys bouncing on the plam trees an
2010-01-11 18:06:53
i wonder how long it took for that person to make that lame joke ;)
jj
2009-09-30 18:46:50
jesus hasn't returned for the second coming because he's afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris
2009-09-30 04:42:10
chuck norris wears a ribbed codom inside out for his pleaser
jason
2009-09-29 19:35:00
if you spell Chuck norris in scrable you win...Forever
Dokuro-chan
2009-07-11 17:51:58
Chuck Norris is the dictionary defnition of epic!
toster1992
2008-01-28 05:56:48
Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands...now it is just called the islands
banana slug
2007-10-26 19:24:33
wait i see, u have fun in the bed with me. yea i have fun too
-banana slug
poopiepants27
2007-10-16 06:28:19
i liked all the jokes but heres another one:
When Chuck Norris jumpes into water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:46:28
on ur first comment I hope you don't mean in the bed
-banana slug
arnold
2007-05-10 10:54:53
i mean funny
arnold
2007-05-10 10:54:01
u r realy fun