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Chuck Norris Joke #316

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

kurtisb

2013-01-07 02:18:14

when batman mentioned chuck norrises name the joker stopped smiling

FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:03:39

Chuck Norris Made "Time" Sit In Time-Out..

Dan

2012-05-24 13:12:40

Chuck Norris won the world series of poker using pokemon cards

tigolebittieslover

2011-10-26 07:34:51

There are black holes in space because Chuck Norris' giant member screwed space there, and no one can follow Chuck Norris, so there can be no life in a black hole...

tigolebittieslover

2011-10-26 07:31:47

Led Zepplin wrote stairway to heaven, when they saw Chuck Norris with a semi.

Free style

2011-10-01 21:02:02

chuck norris never talks one city under volcanic ash is enough

boom

2011-01-09 11:00:19

gravity obeys Chuck Norris

Osama

2010-06-16 03:26:13

Oh ffs

The CIA

2010-06-16 03:26:03

See ya soon !

Random Paki

2010-06-16 03:25:37

Zomg you guys the Cia will track us. DURKA DURKA

Sadam Hussein

2010-06-16 03:22:34

I love you osama

Osama

2010-06-16 03:21:32

FUCK DE INFIDELS

Chris

2010-05-27 17:52:30

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

John

2010-04-19 23:05:41

There is one exception to Newton's 3rd of motion - The Chuck Norris roundhouse - the force on earth that has no equal.

Brian

2010-02-26 21:01:43

Once upon a time Chuck Norris was in a fairy tale... No one lived happily ever after.

adam johnson

2010-02-26 07:17:28

nice jokes

If i had a name I would be it or would it be me... spaz, crazy monkeys bouncing on the plam trees an

2010-01-11 18:06:53

i wonder how long it took for that person to make that lame joke ;)

jj

2009-09-30 18:46:50

jesus hasn't returned for the second coming because he's afraid of chuck norris

chuck norris

2009-09-30 04:42:10

chuck norris wears a ribbed codom inside out for his pleaser

jason

2009-09-29 19:35:00

if you spell Chuck norris in scrable you win...Forever

Dokuro-chan

2009-07-11 17:51:58

Chuck Norris is the dictionary defnition of epic!

toster1992

2008-01-28 05:56:48

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands...now it is just called the islands

banana slug

2007-10-26 19:24:33

wait i see, u have fun in the bed with me. yea i have fun too
-banana slug

poopiepants27

2007-10-16 06:28:19

i liked all the jokes but heres another one:
When Chuck Norris jumpes into water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:46:28

on ur first comment I hope you don't mean in the bed

-banana slug

arnold

2007-05-10 10:54:53

i mean funny

arnold

2007-05-10 10:54:01

u r realy fun