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Chuck Norris Joke #315

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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2014-06-09 23:18:57

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jo mamma

2013-01-22 01:32:03

Chuck norris dosent swim water justs wants to be around him

Dan

2012-06-24 16:36:43

Chuck Norris is offended when someone says the wheel can't be reinvented or that a square peg can't fit into a round hole.

briscoe

2012-06-02 18:53:03

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

Dan

2012-04-23 20:02:34

Chuck Norris is so tough that he was able to convince Jerry Sandusky to give up sex with boys and kiddie porn in exchange to listen to his voice on tv.

Dan

2012-04-23 19:46:16

Chuck Norris is such a pimp even the most hard core lesbians turn straight.

mariah

2011-10-28 06:16:07

chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity, chuck norris got it back

Ookamikage12

2011-01-14 20:47:02

Chuck Norris is So tough,in Soviet Russia,he's still tough.

Chuck Norris is so tough He sleeps with a nightlight because the Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

G

2011-01-14 07:52:34

Chuck Norris can put a tiger in a full Nelson.

chewy

2010-12-29 09:12:18

Chris Angels can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Blair

2010-12-09 06:36:27

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you do

froozer

2010-11-02 10:21:12

Silence! Chuck Norris has spoken.

Coolzero83

2010-09-16 12:00:14

Chuck norris is so tough the god prays to him

Chuck norris is so tough that he doesn't have to crack a joke, he just thinks of one and everyone laughs..........hahahahahaha....he just thought of a joke

Corey

2010-08-25 15:23:12

One time Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyrights of his fists, Law & Order

Bronson

2010-03-10 21:09:27

Chuck Norris once killed a man by smiling at him.

the joker

2009-12-17 14:35:17

chuck norris counted to infinity twice.

Jaya

2009-11-10 15:47:35

so when you say No Man is an Island, chuck Norris will be insulted too!

kewlrt;lkewrtjlkewr

2009-09-25 22:25:51

MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this

Drake

2009-08-30 11:32:55

lol

joey

2009-06-06 14:33:36

death once had a near chuck norris experience

trevor

2007-07-04 09:07:15

chuck norris once ate a whole cake before realizing there was a women in the middle.

Chuck Norris

2007-05-31 22:35:59

And when I get insulted, i roundhouse kick you in the face

Ron

2006-12-12 08:31:52

soso

reggie

2006-12-12 08:31:23

soso