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Chuck Norris Joke #313

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Richard

2013-02-26 10:37:56

If a bullet hits Chuck Norris today, tommorrow will be the bullet's funeral...

your mom

2012-12-05 14:52:16

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2012-07-12 11:15:21

This really answered my downside, thanks!

Chucka

2012-02-24 15:57:54

Chuck Norris picked up a prostitute. Beat the fuck out of her and chopped her into bits and threw the remainder in Alvarado River. She forgot to pay.

natiati

2011-12-23 16:29:45

when you throw a rock at chuck norris its splits then assembles on the other side

natiati

2011-12-23 16:27:17

when some one looks at chuck norris he senses a disturbance in the force

natiati

2011-12-23 16:24:54

chuck norris is so epic that when you shoot a bullet at him it just gets stuck on his own gravitanal field

natiati

2011-12-23 16:21:51

which came first the chicken or the egg neither chuck norris came first

me

2011-11-11 16:59:56

no then hed b dead ... sorry just got outa skool...

ryan

2011-10-23 22:17:32

chuck norris eats nails for break fest

BOO YAH

2011-09-23 19:38:05

chuck norris is so good when you shoot a buller at him he'll spit it back faster

Jakr

2011-08-17 07:24:05

There owsome

Will.I.Am

2010-12-21 20:21:59

chuck norris got hi driver's license when he was only 16
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chucknorrisisawesome

2010-11-08 17:25:36

people have been in fights and lost....chuck norris has been in fights andwon by a long shot

Beej

2010-06-22 13:06:37

One time Chuck Norris was having sex in an R.V, some of his sperm leaked out and landed on the floor... We now know that camper by the name of Optimus Prime.

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:38:32

Good Justin Bieber Joke:
why does everybody make fun of justin bieber
she's just a little girl

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:36:28

most hydrogen bombs tested have been chuck norris approved :D

stickman

2010-03-18 18:11:10

Chuck Norris once did it in a car... that car is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris

2009-12-16 17:56:40

okey,gayyy (:

cammeron

2008-11-19 10:40:29

When Chuck Norris does a push-up,he doesnt push up,he's pushing the world down.

THE REAL CHUCK

2007-11-27 05:11:20

THIS IS THE GAYEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

Sam Lung

2007-06-24 14:58:56

The meteor didnt kill the diosaurs, Chuck norris just round house kicked them.

Chuck Norris

2007-05-07 11:41:09

I'm always first. BAM!!! I just roundhoused you in the face through the computer.