Chuck Norris Joke #312

David

2013-01-02 16:02:32

Chuck Norris got in a fifgt with Superman the loser had to where their underwair over thier pants

David

2013-01-02 15:59:14

Chuck Norris dosen't cut paper with scissors... he cut scissors with paper

Toliet paper Co.

2012-06-22 19:11:13

If a zombie bit Chuck Norris, the zombie would turn into Chuck Norris ten blow up

hi

2012-03-03 19:10:42

if you punch chuck norris youll get a face prin on your fist

max

2012-03-03 19:07:15

chuck norris is not gay gay is chuck norris

Jessicaf

2011-09-10 20:14:04

Chuck Norris does not have a chin. Under his beard is another fist.

mick

2011-08-05 14:17:05

ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell chuck norris stories

miranda

2010-11-01 11:00:11

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun and won.

;sjkgaerhg

2010-03-30 11:49:24

chuck norris doesnt have a control button on his computer. chuck norris is always in control

trey-c

2009-08-09 07:17:31

chuck norris doesnt read books, he stares at them till they give him the information he wants.

danny

2008-11-10 12:01:00

chuck norris got bored with normal staring contests so he took on the sun, thus creating night

Very funny

2008-06-18 22:17:20

Enter Your Name Or Chuck Norris Will Kick You In The Face! ;)