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Chuck Norris Joke #311

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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2011-11-04 11:32:11

that's the thing you won't live in the first place.


2011-05-31 11:51:40


That is impossible. No one survives a Chuck Norris beatdown.


2010-11-19 21:54:57

LOL what if you didn't die? what would your future be?.....In a Hospital thats where dieing from a slow painful death from the inside out.