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Chuck Norris Joke #310

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

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An0nymous

2012-04-27 14:18:25

That is really offensive to women nd btw who would wanna die like that? Chuck Norris is ugly (no offense)

Chuck noris remix

2012-02-06 13:52:55

Im the oppisit i hate chuck noris

Kendra

2011-01-24 13:19:13

hahahaha fuuuuucken funnnny lol :)

GelloBabes

2010-12-08 18:57:09

After chuck norris shaved, the janitor in the public CR had to clean up 10 buckets of blades from the shaver.

RAndom person that i dont know my name!

2010-12-08 17:06:38

do people use this to fight over?
coz i think thats funny?

@$#

2010-12-08 17:04:40

obvioiusly you dont get the joke!!!!!!!!!

kinesha

2009-12-20 05:59:49

This isn't funny. It's mean. I'd hate to die from that sort of thing

kajsh

2009-11-12 15:13:48

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

chuck himself

2009-05-20 17:50:31

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

big pickle

2009-04-21 19:27:14

if your going to make coments do spell check first

Lily

2009-02-25 11:52:08

do you really tthink that chuck norris would really want someone to say that.
i thought he was hot but now i'd rather kill who ever said it1

C.J {chris jr

2009-02-04 17:20:22

I'm a kid Chuck!!!!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA!

FizzThis

2008-10-28 14:05:36

Horrible. What a lame ass joke.

Andy Raab

2008-10-03 13:53:14

This is funny!

aaron

2008-05-23 11:33:40

chuck is the shit he is my man crush

Carlos Ray Norris

2008-03-30 15:48:54

Stop trying to be me because you got my name wrong.

poop

2008-03-10 08:45:01

oya bitch thts rite

poop

2008-03-10 08:43:46

o ya thts rite

Breanna

2008-03-07 08:20:46

What the heckk?

Breanna

2008-03-07 08:20:32

What the heckk?

A wizard

2008-02-08 07:58:48

Ur a newb

isaac morris

2008-02-03 08:54:37

lmao alotlolololololololololololoololol8--------D

karlee wood

2008-02-01 08:05:46

lol!! haha

cheese

2007-11-06 07:09:16

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