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Chuck Norris Joke #31

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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jeowerewmkl

2012-04-30 10:35:44

Chuck norris once got bit by a King Snake, after days of excruciating pain the snake died

awesomness vin

2012-02-23 18:26:21

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose

John Smith

2011-12-27 20:55:52

I meant ***CRYING ON THE GROUND***

John Smith

2011-12-27 20:54:45

Superman is flying in the sky, when he suddenly sees a kid flying on the ground. He asks the kid what's wrong, and kid says "Chuck Norris beat me up".
Superman says:
"DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK NORRIS."

nwa

2011-12-10 06:01:57

chuck norris went to burger king and ordered a big mac....and they made him one.

matt

2011-10-02 18:53:31

chuck norris wance took a bet who could piss more with a drunk the other contestient drouned

Mr. Fluffy

2011-07-30 21:02:24

If Chuck Norris had one weapon and be only be able to use it once against a billion zombies, it would be the roundhouse kick.
The norris wins.

i met chuck norris and avioded his roundhouse kicks

2010-12-20 05:53:30

he missed me

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 15:01:24

Chuck Norris destroyed the Hindenburg.

M.O.B.

2010-10-23 16:31:00

chuck norris doesn't,sleep he waits

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2009-12-11 18:15:03

The reason why the hidenburg was destoryed is because Chuck Norris didnt like it.

jf ;faeo

2009-06-30 12:01:17

ALL OF THESE JOKES ARE GAY NONE OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY.

dude

2009-05-30 17:10:38

ur mom?

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:10:58

...and guess where i am right now?

shteamer

2007-08-10 08:30:11

I want to be....

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:43:19

so r u that cactus?


-banana slug

justyn hasten

2007-04-02 09:28:04

to keep himself tough chuck norris has sex with a cactus twice every day