Chuck Norris Joke #308
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Comments:
haylee hain
2012-03-01 22:31:39
fuck fuck dont fuck wiv chuck norris cause he will fuck your face up more importantly u
**jamie**
2011-03-07 03:01:12
lol..... chuck norris can go o mxit on a puplic telephone
chuck norris daughter lost her vaginity...he got it bak for her...
chuck norris lost his vaginity before his father...
chuck norris can drown spongbob.....lol
Kitty
2011-03-02 07:12:59
Chuck Norris is the ONLY one who can survive his roundhouse kick!
Josh
2010-06-13 22:29:16
I'm so random Chuck Norris is jealous.
Bob
2010-06-01 00:39:10
No! That's only if he roundhouse kicks himself!
Even chuck norris is afraid of his roundhouse kick!
markw
2008-07-21 14:57:39
no because then he wold be dead
Chuckle Uver
2008-03-22 15:33:03
Chuck Norris is soo fast that he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.