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Chuck Norris Joke #308

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

haylee hain

2012-03-01 22:31:39

fuck fuck dont fuck wiv chuck norris cause he will fuck your face up more importantly u

**jamie**

2011-03-07 03:01:12

lol..... chuck norris can go o mxit on a puplic telephone

chuck norris daughter lost her vaginity...he got it bak for her...

chuck norris lost his vaginity before his father...

chuck norris can drown spongbob.....lol

Kitty

2011-03-02 07:12:59

Chuck Norris is the ONLY one who can survive his roundhouse kick!

Josh

2010-06-13 22:29:16

I'm so random Chuck Norris is jealous.

Bob

2010-06-01 00:39:10

No! That's only if he roundhouse kicks himself!

Even chuck norris is afraid of his roundhouse kick!

markw

2008-07-21 14:57:39

no because then he wold be dead

Chuckle Uver

2008-03-22 15:33:03

Chuck Norris is soo fast that he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.