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Chuck Norris Joke #307

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Stud muffin

2012-01-08 18:14:25

Chuck Norris can start a fire with 2 sticks and pure rage

Matthew

2011-12-09 13:44:44

The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercials refers to Chuck Norris as Mr. Norris

mememememe

2011-05-16 09:44:21

every time you masturbate Chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

@ RAjun CAjun

2011-03-29 11:06:33

you sleep with a pillow under your knife?
so basically you sleep on a knife and under it is a pillow right?

RAjun CAjun

2011-03-08 09:06:43

I'm not afraid of blonde zombies. I sleep with a pillow under my knife. YOU will end up with the knife in your ribs, not me.

me

2010-07-08 12:54:59

chuck norris never forgets

mmmmmmeeeeeee

2010-03-22 16:42:26

roundhouse kick

Sledgehammer

2009-12-24 16:48:19

Hahahahaha