Chuck Norris Joke #307
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Comments:
Stud muffin
2012-01-08 18:14:25
Chuck Norris can start a fire with 2 sticks and pure rage
Matthew
2011-12-09 13:44:44
The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercials refers to Chuck Norris as Mr. Norris
mememememe
2011-05-16 09:44:21
every time you masturbate Chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face
@ RAjun CAjun
2011-03-29 11:06:33
you sleep with a pillow under your knife?
so basically you sleep on a knife and under it is a pillow right?
RAjun CAjun
2011-03-08 09:06:43
I'm not afraid of blonde zombies. I sleep with a pillow under my knife. YOU will end up with the knife in your ribs, not me.
me
2010-07-08 12:54:59
chuck norris never forgets
mmmmmmeeeeeee
2010-03-22 16:42:26
roundhouse kick
Sledgehammer
2009-12-24 16:48:19
Hahahahaha